You Is Special

"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way." -Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Boom-down, Like a Dell

I've had no time to blog lately. It's past my bedtime and my laptop is in its death throes. Arrrgghh.

If you are for some reason on this blog, you poor thing. Go to this other blog instead. It's not mine, but it's pretty great.

Monday, July 31, 2006

I have become completely boring

I now listen to news radio.

That is on top of shopping for shoes that don't expose one's toes and also shopping for "dress socks."


Sunday, July 30, 2006

Bitch, please.

So I sold a book on Amazon and only got 4 out of 5 stars. The buyer's reason: "fast delivery, book arrived in good condition as advertised."


Where's my fifth star, mate?